What the hell is it with a 12 bar blues?

June 21, 2010

by Obnoxio the Clown

I have no idea why, but I am such a sucker for a 12 bar blues. I’m currently traversing approximately 12,000 songs on my iPod and rating them. Buried in there are a fair old number of blues tunes. Some of these I like and some of them I don’t, but I absolutely love any 12 bar blues.

From my dim and distant youth, I can also remember shipping over to a smoky nightclub every week for the blues night and loving everything, but especially loving 12 bar blues. From the simple, insistent, driving bass, the simple drumming, the discipline of the rhythm guitarist, the wailing inventiveness of the lead to the drawn-out climax of the song, I couldn’t get enough. And the 12 bar songs were always the jewels of the show for me, the other stuff was nice, but really it was just fluff, covering old standards like Route 66 were just to keep the some semi-commercial appeal in place.

So, the 12 bar blues: anyone know why it gives me such a thrill?


Rock vs. house

June 18, 2010

An interesting article from David Osler. Not sure I agree with his thesis, but not being a fan of house, I’m hardly an expert.

Anyway, go read.

Recommended by Obnoxio the Clown.


Decomposing composers

June 18, 2010

by Obnoxio the Clown

I’m trawling through my iPod at the moment, which is quite good fun: Mozart one minute, Peter Rauhofer the next. It was this strange pairing that left me struck by the similarity in visceral reaction I get from both some of my heaviest dance and some of my favourite classical music.

Bach and Mozart particularly had a talent of creating quite a driving beat, and I occasionally find myself almost “busting shapes” to Elvira Madigan or something equally unexpected.

Is it just me then?


These red leaves, man, they almost glow!

April 20, 2010

In honour of what is known in my country as International P*t Day, allow me to recommend a song some of you may know: ‘Too High for the Supermarket’ by the Uninvited.


Friday Poll: Originals vs. Cover Versions

April 9, 2010

In last Friday’s poll, Johnny Cash’s ‘Hurt’ vastly outstripped the Nine Inch Nails cover, receiving 78% of the vote. Everybody but me and one other dude seemed to agree that the Smiths did ‘How Soon Is Now’ better than Love Spit Love (okay, I have some sympathy with this one!).

The vote for ‘I’m Waiting For the Man’ was closer: 55% of you preferred the Velvet Underground original; 27% plumped for David Bowie, and 18% went with Smashing Pumpkins. Unfortunately, Belle & Sebastian were not thought of at all.

Today’s Friday poll is brought to you by commenter fransongs. Vote! Vote! Vote!

If you have a suggestion for the Originals vs. Cover Versions Friday Poll, please email it to heaveniswhenever [at] gmail [dot] com or leave a comment here.


Friday Poll: Originals vs Cover Versions

April 2, 2010

In the previous Friday poll, Depeche Mode’s version of ‘Personal Jesus’ beat Marilyn Manson’s with 70% of the vote – although there was certain support in the comments for the Johnny Cash rendition, which I failed to include because, being something of an ignoramus, I didn’t know it existed.

To make up for that, and to make up for missing last Friday, I include TWO polls today! I’d also like to apologise for the general lack of posting lately. Your humble editors’ careers have picked up momentum this March, and contributions have been few and far between. Many, many thanks to everyone who has written here so far. Your posts have been fascinating and covered an incredibly wide spread of genres and artists! As a result, I’ve added some new things to my music collection, and I’m sure others have as well. You guys, well, you rock.

UPDATE: Actually, I realise that I missed two Fridays. So here’s a third poll for your delectation.


The Sound of the Suburbs

March 13, 2010

by Mark Brentano

John Peel got it right. Any culture wars won by punk rock in the UK, said the amiable Scouser, were won in the suburbs. When punk exploded, the epicentre might have been the middle of London, but the shock waves had most effect out where the tube lines don’t run. Three years after The Sex Pistols played the 100 Club, most of the handful of people present would be dressing in tea-towels and mascara and standing like shop-window mannequins at Spandau Ballet gigs.

The biggest bomb-crater left by the punk wars was financial. Before punk, you could start a band any time you wanted, provided you had about twenty thousand quid. After punk, you went to Woolworth’s and bought a guitar and amp for about twenty notes and your drummer played on Tupperware boxes full of rice. Then your mates borrowed your ‘gear’ and it was all round to their bedrooms to play the songs of The Adverts.

My home town had only one real punk legend. Dee Generate played drums with Eater, who had an EP called Get Yer Yo-Yos Out. He was 15 and, when the anti-punk backlash started – and Johnny Rotten was razored in a car park – Mr and Mrs Generate had a brick heaved through their window a few streets from me. We saw Dee Generate and the VD Scabs at a village hall in 1977. Our local record shop put out singles by Slimy Toad and Johnny Moped, and the summer of 1977 is best summed up by an online ‘Diary of a Suburban Punk Rocker’:

‘May 13th. Sent off for Sex Pistols T Shirt. – The naked 13 year old boy with a stiffy and fag. Not exactly rock n roll but it will annoy [sic].’

Annoyance was part of the package. On Jubilee Day 1977, me and my kilted mates avoided the street parties and sat in my room playing The Pistols’ ‘God Save the Queen’ out the window through my crappy little speakers. We’d had our punk epiphany. Mine had come at my own suburban music Mecca: Croydon’s Greyhound. Here it was – with my long hair and Jethro Tull jeans patch – that I saw The Stranglers, the only band I’ve ever seen that I could also smell. They were dark and incredible, even if I did believe for some time that their bassist was called Jean-Jacket Borneo.

Bands I saw at the Greyhound include Buzzcocks, The Jam, The Slits, Ultravox [the good Ultravox, with John Foxx] and The Vibrators. At a Magazine gig, I stood at the bar with Siouxsie Sioux on one side of me and Billy Idol on the other, treading on Idol’s blue suede shoes for good measure. Other bands that, to my shame and regret, I didn’t see at the Greyhound include The Ramones (The Ramones played Croydon!), Blondie and Talking Heads. After an Adverts gig at the ‘Hound, my mate found two halves of a leather jacket in the road outside. He took it home and joined the two halves with safety pins (what were shares worth in that industry in 1977?). Functional and decorative.

The idea of punk fashion would be unrecognisable to today’s youth, who gauge style by expenditure. Oxfam shops have never had it so good as they did in 1977. I would regularly venture out in great baggy granddad shirts with ‘We’re the flowers in your dustbin’ stencilled across the front, and huge second-hand suits with ten or fifteen badges down the lapels. Cheap mail-order PVC trousers were big, DMs, home-sewn bondage trousers and kilts. I went to see Ultravox wearing a nylon protective coat I used for a weekend job cleaning planes at Gatwick Airport. Everyone I passed got a static shock.

Suburban music took longer to grow, but it outlasted its London origins. Watching a band called Easycure in a back garden in Crawley in 1977, I rated them. Watching them a year later in Merstham Village Hall – premiering a song called ‘Killing An Arab’ and now called The Cure – you could still see big things ahead. But it took time. Crawley – one of the original 1960s New Towns – also had its sports centre. By 1978, The Stranglers were now moving up the league and, when they played the sports centre, my soon-to-be girlfriend leapt on stage and snogged the bassist, whose name I now knew to be Jean-Jacques Burnel. I played at Crawley Sports Centre myself in ’79, with my band The Escalators. We won a competition to support The Clash, and my abiding memory is playing table tennis with Paul Simonon while my mum talked to Joe Strummer.

There was some doubt by then, though, as to whether The Clash and The Stranglers were punk enough; there were never any such doubts concerning The Damned. The Damned have a well-documented Croydon connection, with Captain Sensible being a local lad. When Sensible moved to guitar, their new bassist divided his time between thwacking the strings for The Damned and looking for me to beat me up for an ill-advised dalliance with his girlfriend. The Damned borrowed a couple of amps from my band once and, with gobbing still being de rigeur, they came back looking like glazed doughnuts.

Music fads come and go, but it’s the differences rather than the similarities that mark out punk and post-punk. It was comparatively difficult to get the music, for a start, which is why I had to ride a dangerous and uninsured Yamaha RD200 seven miles to Croydon in torrential rain in order to buy Joy Division’s ‘Transmission’ on the day of its release.

Punk’s legacy is debatable. Every talentless Brit artist out of St Martin’s School of Art claims to have been influenced by punk, but that’s just because none of them can paint. The real legacy, after all the coloured vinyl and Patti Smith T-shirts have been lost, is that, for a couple of years, we had some music which was ours.


Friday Poll: Originals vs Cover Versions

March 12, 2010

In last week’s Friday Poll, Jimi Hendrix’s rendition of ‘All Along the Watchtower’ won with whopping 86% of the vote.


Handbags and Gladrags: growing up with Kenickie

March 11, 2010

by Rhian

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Inspiration can spring from the strangest of places. Kenickie were three girls with guitars and an unassuming boy drummer, a band preoccupied with glitter, Grease and Gary Numan. They began in the north-east lo-fi scene of the early 90s before kicking over the traces and high-tailing it to London in a blur of lipstick and leopardprint, attaining industry fame around the time I was sitting my GCSEs. Two albums and a trail of metropolitan mayhem later, Kenickie split up live onstage with the parting shot ‘We were Kenickie… a bunch of fuckwits’. In this piece, I’ll be speaking against the motion.

Kenickie were, like me, provincial and proletarian, and their descent into London’s major-label maelstrom, followed by their bruised rejection of it all, was the stuff of rock’n'roll cliché. Critics have often used this to justify their lazy categorisation of the band’s two albums: the debut At the Club as the skyward-soaring up-all-night party and the second, Get In, as the downbeat, dazed and drug-addled morning-after. But what made Kenickie great was their ability to draw on the rapid cycling of these two stages and the tension between them, a dynamic which captures the ups and downs of being young. Their songs are full of the competing impulses of self-belief and self-doubt that blight adolescence, each presented in its respective natural habitat: streetlight-bright, PVC-shiny nights out with no coats on versus shadowy dawns full of shivering sleepless regret.

Kenickie’s lyrics encompassed casual pick-ups, skateboarding, kerb-crawling, Catholic guilt, body dysmorphia, getting drunk in the park and getting off in bus shelters, self-hatred, bad parties, good parties, relationship quandaries and the wipe-clean properties of rubber dresses. The music, like the subject matter, ranged from brash and upfront to achingly romantic to grittily bleak, mixing spiky guitars and shiny blasts of brass with silvery swirls of keyboard and girl-group harmonies and handclaps. The first album balanced the sly and self-assured swagger of ‘Classy’ with ‘Acetone’s despairing sting; the second swung between the Saturday-night snapshots of ‘Magnatron’ (‘the night comes and your skin’s all itchy / so you eat toast in your best friend’s kitchen‘) and the stunningly desolate ’5am’:

So much harder to go home
Came in someone else’s car
Shiver in your nighttime clothes
You don’t know where you are
And if you ask, they’ll know…

Elsewhere, ‘PVC’ rocked like a grunge remake of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and ‘Weeknights’ howled into the teenage abyss like Jeremy Kyle scripted by Radiohead.

Kenickie made the everyday dramatic, comic and poetic by drawing on the escapist power of music. Their songs expressed the idea of becoming your own superhero, harnessing the power of the Big Night Out to transcend the grime and gloom in which you found yourself immured. ‘People We Want’ yearns to defy the rules of admission and the laws of closing time (‘If we go home, what happens now? / If we stay on – could we be the people we want?’). ‘Come Out 2nite’ – the final scene of Grease transplanted to the first episode of Our Friends in the North – is a life-affirming manifesto of both social solidarity and individual empowerment, acknowledging the world’s horrors but beckoning you on regardless:

Come out tonight -
You’ve got to grab it if you want to have it
You’ve got to become what you can
It’s dark and savage but it’s only in neon…

Kenickie had the London music press all but tripping over their own tongues, hymning the band to the skies as though the capacity of regional-accented girls for wit and articulacy came as some surprise. Interviews with them read as if your mates, the ones who reduced you to breathless giggling or desperate agreement around the pub table, had suddenly formed a band. Like the Clash and the Manic Street Preachers before them, and the Libertines after them, Kenickie oozed last-gang-in-town glamour, but theirs was a distinctly girl gang: sticky cocktails and stick-on spangles rather than spilled pints and regrettable tattoos. And let’s face it, Kenickie were gorgeous. The girls had a rough-edged, earthy, cartoon-glam aesthetic: half 1940s starlets, half explosion in Claire’s Accessories. They weren’t unnaturally skinny. They weren’t naturally blonde. Their high heels and lashings of makeup were worn on their own terms, a Pink Ladies inspired protective covering rather than a puppeteered provocation. And they were as unapologetically sharp, witty and smart as they were sexy. In a teenage world stuck for role models between the Spice Girls’ sham sisterhood and Sleeper’s smug potshots at suburban cliché, I found this no end of inspiring.

Courtney Love, back in the day, gave Kenickie her seal of approval, which makes sense if you consider how they extended the lessons of Riot Grrl beyond that scene’s demographic. Kenickie excelled at anatomising female self-loathing in its biological and social forms (‘How I Was Made’, ‘And That’s Why’, ‘Robot Song’), and at fashioning sleek, fierce paeans to a poised and self-possessed female independence (‘Nightlife’, ‘Classy’, ‘Something’s Got to Give’). Their protagonists are never passive, always self-aware, fragile but resilient and wise beyond their years. ‘In Your Car’ shimmers with the jubilant sexual agency of its arch and knowing narrator who pinpoints herself as ‘too young to feel this old’. Growing up, Kenickie’s attitude and aesthetic, as well as their music, did as much to outline my potential agency and autonomy as any feminist tome or broadsheet editorial I read. They remain one of a handful of bands who inspired me to analyse and articulate my own experience, and listening to them these days still feels like being disco-lit with righteous glittery magic.

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As for links… the price of cult success is that your albums are out of print and your videos are very hard to find! However, both Kenickie albums are on Spotify (http://open.spotify.com/search/kenickie) and Youtube has a live set from 1997 here.


“Sometimes you feel you’ve got the emptiest arms in the whole world”

March 7, 2010

linkous

The songs were serene; disturbed; tranquil and upsetting. They were expertly-rendered postcards from the margins of happiness – a well-furnished wilderness where you could sit and stew over your ruin. He could bait the breath, warm the heart and chill the bone. There will not be another like him.

Rest in peace, Mark Linkous. And thank you.


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